Thursday, May 31, 2012

abc 1


Chapter 1:
Tretains conversation.

A man of average built wearing a red tie, white shirt and black trousers walked in looking exasperated .He looked at tall slim man with a smallish round face  sitting on chair in a pensive mood
'Mind explaining why I had to rush in from my dinner party’
'Wearing that?' inquired Chirag
'All right, It was office party, I hated it and thanks for pulling me out of it ' Said Viral  'So tell me ,why am I here '
'A Soup, Big One’
'Shoot ‘.
Chirag poured in 18 years Macallan Single Malt whiskey, which made Viral raise his eyebrow for Chirag knew his preference for blended scotch very well .He suspected this must be something good.
'I Killed a Man’
'Wow ,that is big even for us ' trying to suppress a smile ,for chirag had been almost 27 and there were no major accomplishment listed against him in the family journal .Also once this was wrapped both would be officially included in the family circle .
'Tell me everything, where, whom, how and most importantly why ‘after a moment he added  ' on second thought skip who tell me rest’
'Tried to extort money from my dad and threatened my wife, Citing his brothers loss in investment was dad's fault, I had to move in quickly before dad told anyone’
'ohh come on that might be just brotherly love'
'There are other cases of extortion against him’
'Fair Enough’
'I was driving through a bar Flying saucer and saw him just getting out of it .I  told him I have got his money and he is now lying in our bathtub '
'You've got a dead body here’
'Guess so’
'How did you kill him?’
'I thought of couple of ways, including electrocuting him in the bath tub or using excess chloroform but finally decided to go with cyanide'
'Where did you get cyanide from?’
'Kay's friend came back from his service on border he was able to save 15 for me’
'I want five of those’
'Come on five is too high, you don't need more than 3’
'Well contingency, if this succeeds I can also use it’
'You are getting three; I know how fast you can judge people’
'Look who’s talking ,anyway let’s get down to details .How do we dispose of body ,what is your alibi for today ,could anyone inside the building or near flying saucer saw you with him '
'As for body ,I am confused ,I would like to chop it in pieces keep body parts in different bags and then either hire a motor boat or take a cruise and dump the body in international waters '
'naa..Cutting bones could be tough, besides I don't want to deal with all the blood .Also hiring motor boat can lead to suspicion and cruise is just too many witnesses
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'But you can understand my predicament ,I don't body to be discovered for at least a month that everyone forgets about recent event .Though I think unless spotted by someone police would have enough of on me '
'How about putting it on road and making it look like hit and run victim’
'I thought about it but there are risks also, what if it remains unidentified and police decide to go with autopsy or a Samaritan notices before running him over and calls police’
'How about properly cremating the body’
'Won't the cremator require death certificate .It is interesting and we can fake it but lets think abotu more safer options’
'Yeah, next time onwards let’s just plan for it and not act impulsively'
'Save it, there may not be next time’
'ohh shut up ,but if that does happen then I would take rest of 14 cyanide pills' .
There was silence for 60 seconds when both did some thinking exhausting bad options in their mind.
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'I think best bet might be to involve Sinoj, He does have a farm house which has a lake with crocodile, even if were to bury the body .It would still remain a missing person's case’
'That might not be bad idea, though I wished we could have wrapped this within ourselves’

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‘What are you trying to say, we are not humans’ 

‘Well it is not like I am saying you are wolf or vampire or something. But we may have a dominant gene not found amongst other humans‘

‘Cool, so we are mutants ‘

‘Kind of ‘

‘So what are our super powers ‘

‘We don’t have any ‘

‘Wait ,I have two legs, two hands, two eyes ,two ears ,one nose average to above average intelligence no super power but I am not human ‘

‘Well, It depends on definition of humans, with just 2% genetic variation you can end up with being apes who are like so different .We are, you can say more than 99% humans but there are some characteristic in us not found in most of the humans ‘

‘Like? ‘

‘For one, we have never had a natural death or as far as I remember even death because of sickness ‘

‘We are immortals? ‘

‘Look around, how old is the oldest guy you know from family? ‘

’57 ‘

‘Correct ,So we definitely are not immortals we have innate tendency to be Nihilistic and Suicidal 
,Of course we are also heavy risk takers so many people die of accidents or commit suicide to not to face harsher alternatives like going to prison 

‘Going to Prison is harder than death ‘

‘Not normally, but yes as far as our family is considered, we don’t prefer going to prison ‘

‘That’s some super power ‘

‘Well that’s not all ,most people form our family have above average IQ ,variation in human emotions like no anger ,extreme need for revenge ,pro risk ,there are other things you will learn with time ‘

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‘You can’t kill everyone there just because you do not like it; there are many innocent people ‘Said Kapil

‘Look I am 40, I am powerful, I am rich, I can do it and we both know in longer term I would be making everyone’s life far more pleasant .Also you do not have to feel guilty in supporting me ,this is my decision completely. ‘

‘Tell me, how do you plan to kill 200 thousand people in a politically sensitive area ‘

‘Well it’s a three step process. I will explain first one in detail 

I saw a very detailed project about 2 years ago by a very young geologist on flow of water, winds, formation of snow in that particular area .He had successfully captured every single detail imaginable. Using that we polluted water, well polluted is crude word, we enriched it with certain minerals most of them naturally found and added a specially manufactured compound so that water as well as snow thus formed becomes conducive to electricity passed at 100 volts. Sometime after that is executed, we will turn on generators which we have already installed in strategic places, houses to be particular, so that they should electrify 85% of land in the area and since everything would be timed perfectly it would happen at same instant.’ Gauging his son’s reaction he continued ‘It would stay for at least 2.5 hours before the electricity cannot be generating manually using those generators’.  He looked towards ceiling ‘Next two steps deal with  getting everyone out of their home an electrifying the water itself ,good thing is although snow can be  electrified for only 2.5 hours ,I have elaborate machines for keeping water electrified for entire day ‘ 

‘So what is your verdict? , My Son’ 

‘Well it is bit flimsy and it has its own gap but you know it something that would grand even if it failed .It is unique kind of plan. Also people will never be able to figure out completely so good scope for second try and continuity .How about traceability? ‘

‘I used many level of dummies or all work , very handful people know about it and I suspect they are ready to give up their life after the project ‘

‘Ahh..You started converting people ‘said Kapil with a smirk on his face.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Lets See

It's been 30 days approximately..since I last worked..So I have had free run for a month....I guess most of you could kill for that..:d

I have made least of it..by spending all my time watching sitcoms..anyway today wifi was down for better part of the day..and I felt uncomfortable as usual...It had that feeling what if wifi never comes I may never be able to blog...so since it did come back I can..
Though thinking about it..I could probably have written it when I had time and then posted it when wifi did come back..

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Since I did not have net access  ,I tried to cook today..well when I say cook I mean sandwich..It however , proved to be more complex than anticipated..

I realized few things
1. You need peeler to peel potato or risk burning your hand trying to peel extremely hot potatoes .Also I need to understand how long to boil the potatoes (technically water in which potatoes are kept) , Because potatoes that I had , tasted pretty much like chips..
2. Its not easy cutting onions in rings...If onion is put on table and it is allowed to adjust based on its center of gravity , I think you would want to cut in longitudinally to have rings not transversely, but I also think inherent reaction is to take out a cross section which is kinda weird .So I ended up with lot contours in onions which I am not used to in sandwich.
3: You don't want to put sandwich in a pop up toaster..because it might get stuck and you might end up in soup..:(
4: Cream Cheese is not a perfect substitute for butter .
5: I wanted my pepsi chilled so I had kept it sideways in my freezer ..when I did get the bottle out ,half of it was frozen ( yup not the smartest of refrigerator) ,when I opened the cap wooooosh ..it gave any champagne a run for its money..half my kitchen including my microwave oven, sandwich , China plates,ceiling all were soaked in aerated liquid .ohh boy video would have gone viral ..only if I had recorded it .


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After a loooong time I finished reading a book ,'Hotel ' by Arthur Hailey . Now that I have started I would like to read at least 6 more books before I stop it again.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Glenlevit

Glenlivet Rocks.Period.

I used to be supporter of blended scotch against Single Malt but now I think I might have been rock.Well both of them are good in there own arena.But now I can appreciate single malt and I can say although
Johnnie walker is good and Green Label set standards for me , Glenlivet does rock !.

Especially when combined with chipotle's awesome veggie bowl :)


Wednesday, May 9, 2012

W

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Its almost inhumane the way I enjoy having a place to all my self .May be like a kid ,but the prospect of staying alone ,really excites me .It actually kinda goes with my personality of not having any friends ...

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If  you think you could do so much if only you had sometime , Including filling basic gaps in your life.Well trust me if you are anything like me ,you will not do anything .Except watch back to back sitcoms on on TBS..That is an insane channel

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I might end up spending 1000 $ extra this month ,because I am too lazy to move with my stuff .No , I am not rich just stupid and lazy

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I am officially over 80 kgs now..so wohooo one  way there to being a total loser ,Cheers !!

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..TBC

Friday, May 4, 2012

Information and Data Redundancy of my personal data..

I was just looking for douche baggy named title :P

But anyway here it is .


Let us take a simple action of me tweeting about something

My Twitter account was linked to my Facebook account and my LinkedIn account (now I have removed it).

So a single tweet would appear in three places. Now if someone happens to comment on my twitter message in facebook , My iTouch (if in wifi zone)will make a beep sound and show me the comment because of facebook app , where this information may be locally saved for some time and possibly even on cloud .

Further more , I would get an email in mailbox saying person 'abc' has commented on your status .

Now the mail goes to my mailbox 'y' which is configured on my android powered cell phone and so every time I get an email in my mailbox 'y', my phone will start making noise .

Now the thing is , my cell phone is one of those cheapo phone so sometimes by accident I end up deleting mail while just browsing it . So I configured my mailbox 'y' to automatically forward mails to mailbox 'z' so that a copy of mail would be preserved no matter what.

Now my mailbox 'z' is again configured on my itouch so it will again beep and store local copy of the mail.

In summary ,Writing one tweet can cause me to react to 4 sounds ,check 2 mail boxes on 2 different devices , see comment(s) on one of them and go to 3rd device (laptop) to reply to it ( cause of my aversion to typing on itouch ).

I guess its not as weird as I thought it was .