Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Excited ..
I have never been out on trip with friends for more than 2 days..moreover never in a place like GOA..
So but obviously I was getting really excited for this trip..We made travel arrangements even booked a room in some stinky lowly ( possibly..or it might be gr8 ) hotel which is apparently named Nikita Residency (coincidence and NOM)
I thought it would be legen .....dairy..
So events before the trip
1 : 2 out of 5 are in some sort of verbal duel and are contemplating not coming.
2 : other 2 out of 5 have decided to cut trip short to three days.
3 : 1 one of us wants to cut it short to 4 days..citing reason that 5 days would b bit too much..
4 : One of us is down with sinus infection, but hopefully will recover.
Me on the other hand ,Well how do I tell you how I am ..
I have cold,cough,terrible back ache and for the first time ever I threw up thrice to top it all I am not with my family..
ohh and professionally I faced an escalation which threatened my ratings and give some deal of stress..
To top it all I am seriously short on cash or credit or anything that can amount to anything of materialistic value..
Maid hasn't come since last 4 days and I don't think I have anything good remaining to wear either for goa or office..
Trip is due in 2 days (17th night )..
Simply great ain't it..
So but obviously I was getting really excited for this trip..We made travel arrangements even booked a room in some stinky lowly ( possibly..or it might be gr8 ) hotel which is apparently named Nikita Residency (coincidence and NOM)
I thought it would be legen .....dairy..
So events before the trip
1 : 2 out of 5 are in some sort of verbal duel and are contemplating not coming.
2 : other 2 out of 5 have decided to cut trip short to three days.
3 : 1 one of us wants to cut it short to 4 days..citing reason that 5 days would b bit too much..
4 : One of us is down with sinus infection, but hopefully will recover.
Me on the other hand ,Well how do I tell you how I am ..
I have cold,cough,terrible back ache and for the first time ever I threw up thrice to top it all I am not with my family..
ohh and professionally I faced an escalation which threatened my ratings and give some deal of stress..
To top it all I am seriously short on cash or credit or anything that can amount to anything of materialistic value..
Maid hasn't come since last 4 days and I don't think I have anything good remaining to wear either for goa or office..
Trip is due in 2 days (17th night )..
Simply great ain't it..
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Once in a blue moon..
One in a while or at least once in a blue moon , you should behave irresponsibly ..don't you think so ?
Here is my story
-
Me : Yaar aajkal bohot tension hai ,I am very stressed out to.Lets have couple of drinks today.
Friend : Ok,I'll come in another 2 hours lets go out then
.
.
After 4 hours and 1 quarter of Whiskey ,1 quarter of Rum and 1 beer
F : Hey you drive,I don't think I'll be able to drive .
Me: Ok
/* Sits on bike turns on the ignition ,thud falls down on left side with bike, Somehow gets up , manages ( after several attempts ) to start the bike */
Our house is about 2 kms away and we reach there safe and sound..Just when I thought ok that went well
.
.
F : 'Hey lets go to Baner '
Me : Man thats 5 km away from here, why do you want to go there its 2.30 in the night.
F: This would be a good opportunity for you to learn to ride a bike
Me : hmm..ok
.
.
After reaching Baner
F : Nice driving ,lets go to e-square
Me : now thats another 5 km away why the f*** u want to go there
F: hey I want to see what movie is on,we can see the movie tomorrow
Me : But we can see that online too..why do you want to go now
F: Just drive man ...
Me : hmm..I am not sure I can drive that much .I don't even remember the way.
F :Just drive man ,I'll tell you the route
.
.
/*After somehow reaching there and feeling victorious */
F: Hey ,I want to meet your cousin man..lets go to swargate
Me : There is no fucking way ,I am calling my cousin at 3.00 in the night .
F :call him ,Who knows he might be awake
Me : I am not calling
F: ok ,But lets just go there
/* this time I conceded without much protest..I was enjoying dirving bike in nice chill of night */
/* Just before we were about to reach ..he forces me to pull over the bike */
Me : Whats wrong with you man .
F: That police walla saw us,He is suspicious and is following us.You don't even have a license.Let me drive .
/* After 15 mins */
F: call your cousin,I have to meet him..CALL HIM CALL HIM CALL HIM
Me : man..(finally calls) ..No one is pickin up
F: Some cuz you have
Me : yeah the nerve on him ,not picking up call at 3.30 in the night
F: Come lets go
/* Instead of retracing our way we decided to go through highway ,longer but straighter road
*/
F :(Stopping rather abruptly )
Me : wt now ,man
F: hmm I can't see the road,you drive
Me : ok (Drives at speed of 50 )
F : go fast man this is highway
(He instigates me and finally even physically reaches out to race(accelerator) and makes me drive at speed of 75 )
/* At this point ,I dunno because of wind or what both of us get excited */
F: Hey lets go to lonavale its only 50 km away from here..It would be awesome
Me: umm..no..
F: go man go.
.
.
F: hey even better lets go goa..
(stands up and shouts 'Go Goa Man,Go Goa ' )
Me: ( at t
*TO BE CONTINUES :p */
Here is my story
-
Me : Yaar aajkal bohot tension hai ,I am very stressed out to.Lets have couple of drinks today.
Friend : Ok,I'll come in another 2 hours lets go out then
.
.
After 4 hours and 1 quarter of Whiskey ,1 quarter of Rum and 1 beer
F : Hey you drive,I don't think I'll be able to drive .
Me: Ok
/* Sits on bike turns on the ignition ,thud falls down on left side with bike, Somehow gets up , manages ( after several attempts ) to start the bike */
Our house is about 2 kms away and we reach there safe and sound..Just when I thought ok that went well
.
.
F : 'Hey lets go to Baner '
Me : Man thats 5 km away from here, why do you want to go there its 2.30 in the night.
F: This would be a good opportunity for you to learn to ride a bike
Me : hmm..ok
.
.
After reaching Baner
F : Nice driving ,lets go to e-square
Me : now thats another 5 km away why the f*** u want to go there
F: hey I want to see what movie is on,we can see the movie tomorrow
Me : But we can see that online too..why do you want to go now
F: Just drive man ...
Me : hmm..I am not sure I can drive that much .I don't even remember the way.
F :Just drive man ,I'll tell you the route
.
.
/*After somehow reaching there and feeling victorious */
F: Hey ,I want to meet your cousin man..lets go to swargate
Me : There is no fucking way ,I am calling my cousin at 3.00 in the night .
F :call him ,Who knows he might be awake
Me : I am not calling
F: ok ,But lets just go there
/* this time I conceded without much protest..I was enjoying dirving bike in nice chill of night */
/* Just before we were about to reach ..he forces me to pull over the bike */
Me : Whats wrong with you man .
F: That police walla saw us,He is suspicious and is following us.You don't even have a license.Let me drive .
/* After 15 mins */
F: call your cousin,I have to meet him..CALL HIM CALL HIM CALL HIM
Me : man..(finally calls) ..No one is pickin up
F: Some cuz you have
Me : yeah the nerve on him ,not picking up call at 3.30 in the night
F: Come lets go
/* Instead of retracing our way we decided to go through highway ,longer but straighter road
*/
F :(Stopping rather abruptly )
Me : wt now ,man
F: hmm I can't see the road,you drive
Me : ok (Drives at speed of 50 )
F : go fast man this is highway
(He instigates me and finally even physically reaches out to race(accelerator) and makes me drive at speed of 75 )
/* At this point ,I dunno because of wind or what both of us get excited */
F: Hey lets go to lonavale its only 50 km away from here..It would be awesome
Me: umm..no..
F: go man go.
.
.
F: hey even better lets go goa..
(stands up and shouts 'Go Goa Man,Go Goa ' )
Me: ( at t
*TO BE CONTINUES :p */
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